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Tirgar · Jun 27, 2005, 09:24 AM // 09:24

The Charr diaries – part 1, Charr festival week

Day 1

Grief, me heads fragle….fragill….hammerin this mornin, new I shuddent of drunk any more of Bonzes hooch, he must have been cuttin his toenails into it hagain.. Muzzle feels like the inside of a Grawl cage.

Oh no, I just had a memory thingy to last night, something to do with a tar pit, a couple of radishes hand…..dunt matter just don’t think about it…….

Wunner if theres hany more hooch left ?

Day 2

Went to see the Chief bout the festeeval, he wants me to put up some er… bun ting ? not sure what that is, so the Chief jus told me to hang stuff up. I have hung up some old deer carcasses, chicken skulls and Chazzs head hafter he said I woz hangin up crap.

Tink I need to celebate with nother mug o hooch

Day 3

Wokes up and the lads been thunk it funny to stick me into one of da straw men and lite it whilst I was asleep, ha ha ha. I smell like a firecallers handbag hand no mistake

Festeeval firework display gonna be good tonight, they got bangers and whizzers and cat wheels…..I got da honor of lightin em on account of me being big in common sense has dey said if you do it wrong they can get outta hand.

Me in big trouble, me hax dentally set fire to big priest robes, he let outta a big cry of "aaaaaarrrgghhhh, fire, arrgh arggh, bugg’er it fire fire", dis not a good fing to do when you are stood on the alter of the fire gods as dey a bit stoopid and tend to take things a bit litteral.

Anyway me gotta stop writin on hacount of the meteors and flaming rock…..

Rbp-7-(Ooz) · Jun 27, 2005, 06:36 PM // 18:36

d4nowar · Jun 27, 2005, 06:48 PM // 18:48

This should be in the RP section right? Aside from that, its cool.

ManadartheHealer · Jun 27, 2005, 07:14 PM // 19:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by d4nowar

This should be in the RP section right? Aside from that, its cool.

Nah, it's relatively off topic and absurd...

BTW, pretty cool

Lampshade · Jun 27, 2005, 11:51 PM // 23:51

Pretty good.

Im sure the citizens of Ascalon really enjoyed the "firework display"

Casteylan · Jun 28, 2005, 10:32 AM // 10:32

Ahaha. A fan of Cassie Clare's Very Secret Diaries, by any chance?

Caco-Cola · Jun 28, 2005, 10:41 AM // 10:41

Aha! So THAT'S how the searing took place.

I thought Anet left that kinda unexplained.

Tirgar · Jun 28, 2005, 10:48 AM // 10:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casteylan

Ahaha. A fan of Cassie Clare's Very Secret Diaries, by any chance?

I read quite a lot, but I cant say I have ever even heard of this/these ?

It was more the result of a bad nights sleep after a minor overdose of Cheese on Toast and a bag of Wine Gums